Ultra Swag Dollar Trap Shit

God gave me two hands: one to hold Lambo keys and the other to press Buy. I press it when I wake up, and I press it when I can’t sleep. I press it before breakfast and after midnight snacks. I don’t ask why, I don’t ask when — I just press. Sometimes it gives me dreams, sometimes it gives me noodles. But I always come back, because the button is there and the hand is ready.